Are you always wearing the same two outfits?
Do you need expert advice on how to mix and match?
Are you dying for some style inspiration?
Well, girlfriend, you’ve come to the right place!
For all the wrong fashion tips…
Plot twist! I’m definitely not a trendsetter or an astute color-coordinator—as you will soon find out. I am, however, learning to embrace my fashion sense as I get older. (Partly, because I have no choice.)
How would people who know me describe my style? They’d probably say, “lazy meets conservative meets 2% edgy.” And you know what? I’ll take it. I’m feeling inspired today, and the weather outside is beautiful.
Precisely why I’m inside my house doing a photo shoot!
Anyway, in honor of the summer (and my mature sense of style), I’ve created a lookbook to inspire the function-over-form fashionistas. You know who you are.
Outfit #1: The MILF (A.K.A. Model I’d Like to Fire)
Outfit #2: The Neglected Substitute Teacher
Outfit #3: The BAMF (A.K.A. Boringass Mother Figure)
Outfit #4: The “From-One-Bro-To-Another”
And, The “Don’t-Know-Where-To-Put-My-Hands…”
Outfit #5: The “I-Dropped-My-Bag-In-The-Toilet”
Outfit #6: The Newb Standup
Outfit #7: The “It-Really-Doesn’t-Get-Easier-Than-This”
Outfit #8: The Business Casualty
Outfit #9: The A-hole(s)
Outfit #10: The “I’m-Too-Conservative-For-A-Crop-Top-So-What”
#fashion #bored #thankyouandyou’rewelcome